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 Patent
for A Peanut Butter Sandwich?
A sealed crustless sandwich for providing a
convenient sandwich without an outer crust which can
be stored for long periods of time without a central
filling from leaking outwardly. The sandwich
includes a lower bread portion, an upper bread
portion, an upper filling and a lower filling
between the lower and upper bread portions, a center
filling sealed between the upper and lower fillings,
and a crimped edge along an outer perimeter of the
bread portions for sealing the fillings therebetween.
The upper and lower fillings are preferably
comprised of peanut butter and the center filling is
comprised of at least jelly. The center filling is
prevented from radiating outwardly into and through
the bread portions from the surrounding peanut
butter.
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 Pantyhose
Garment With Spare Leg Portion
A hosiery item including a panty member
having three absorbent crotch members provided
therein, each absorbent crotch member having a
pocket formed therein; and three leg portions
secured to the panty member in a manner such that an
absorbent crotch member is positioned between any
two leg portions, each leg portion having a leg
insertion opening in connection with an interior of
the panty member. In use the wearer inserts her legs
into two of the leg openings in the conventional
fashion of donning a pair of pantyhose. The
remaining unused leg portion is then gathered and
the toe end tucked into the pocket of one of the
absorbent crotch members. If a run or hole develops
in one of the leg portions being worn, the leg of
the wearer can be easily and rapidly removed from
the damaged leg portion and placed into the
undamaged spare leg portion. The damaged leg portion
is then gathered, folded and tucked into a pocket of
one of the absorbent crotch members as wearer to
select and use any two of the three leg portions for
use.
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